i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
