I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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