wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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