She went from zero to smokin in five shots
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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