Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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