With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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