wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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