I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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