i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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