you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
