Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
