are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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