I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
