hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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