so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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