Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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