if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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