Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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