i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Can you bring me the toilet please
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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