those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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