Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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