I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize
