Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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