shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
This is classic penis vs brain.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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