there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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