Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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