its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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