accomplished twins. life is a go
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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