I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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