Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
