we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
There are leaves in my underwear?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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