used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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