I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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