Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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