I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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