i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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