My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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