VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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