I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
farters have to be the big spoon...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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