Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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