the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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