We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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