Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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