one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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