I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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