I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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