I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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