And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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