i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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