Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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