question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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