WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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