Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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